Well the usual answer to the question about the crucifixion
is that Jesus died to save us all. But
why did he really die? Let me run
through some of the personalities and the events to throw up a few theories.
JESUS - This
charisma kid managed to get himself killed after less than a week in Jerusalem
which is quite an achievement. He was obviously
annoying. He so got on people’s nerve in
his home town of Nazareth that they were going to throw him off a cliff but
relented. He then left (or was forced to
leave) Nazareth to wander the Galilee.
So Jesus was clearly no saint. Only
Jesus could unite both the Nazarenes and the Romans by being so irritating that
the two groups wanted to kill him which again is quite an achievement. He then had a couple of years building up his
following in the north of Israel urging reform of Judaism. He seems bipolar from afar. He spent 40 days depressed, alone and
hallucinating about the devil in the desert and then bounced back hyper and as
charismatic as ever. He stole the
Pharisee Hillel’s Golden rule. He was
one of many Messiahs and would be Messiahs of that era. He sounds like a bit of
a prick but as you know, I’m a bit biased.
JUDAS – He was the real victim. He and Peter were the 2ics of the little
group from the north. He was the organiser
and the money holder. Like any CFO, he
urged financial restraint, particularly when Jesus wanted an expensive foot rub. I believe he was set up by the Gospel writers
for every story needs a hero and anti hero.
His death is mired in ambiguity.
One account says he hung himself in remorse but another says that he died
of some abdominal issues. Judas has
become a victim of history and unfairly represents betrayal. I respect Judas as a solid, no nonsense plain
speaker.
PETER – He was called the “Rock” but was weak as water. He chickened out at the crucifixion. He then chickened out again at the Jerusalem Council
with St Paul some 20 years later. I
suspect that he gained favour with Jesus because he was a bit of a “yes” man
but that is supposition. Clearly the
gospels portrayed him well.
CLEANSING OF THE TEMPLE – Jerusalem was a tourist centre and
money changing was needed for both tourism and taxation. I imagine that the money changers, whilst not
taxation authorities themselves, were associated with the odium of
taxation. So attacking the money
changers was not an unpopular strategy. Jesus
threw some sort of tantrum which was dangerous to do. The Romans, nervous with the huge crowds of
the Passover pilgrimage, valued stability over everything else. Whatever the cause of this hissy fit, it was
very risky.
PONTIUS PILATE – This man was a complete bastard whitewashed
by the Gospels. He was so cruel he
attracted demonstrations at his palace in Caesarea on the coast. He was sacked by the Romans for being too pitiless
which is an extraordinary achievement.
The Gospel writers exonerated Pilate as reluctant and vacillating as
they had to suck up to the Romans. Every
story needs a bad protagonist and this could not be the Romans. There’s no point in making the Romans the
baddies of the story for they looked like being permanently in power and so
Pilate was redeemed. We need some
accurate historical revisionism on this bastard.
THE SANHEDRIN – This was the Jewish parliament that virtually
never condemned a man to death. That too
is evidence of a Roman whitewash.
JOSEPH CAIAPHAS – the other JC of the story. He was the High Priest of the Temple, a
fashion tragic and maybe or maybe not a quisling. This JC raises the question when
collaboration is noble (such as the Anglo Saxon Robin Hood collaborating and
supporting the Norman King Richard) or ignoble (Marshal Petain). He is an interesting quandary and I believe
Caiaphas to have been defamed by history.
In short, I believe that Jesus arrived in Jerusalem on Palm
Sunday. By Good Friday he was dead. There is no way the Jewish Sanhedrin parliament
condemned him as that was not their style.
However, cruelty was Pilate’s style and so Jesus was just another
trouble maker bumped off by the Romans. The Romans have been saved by the
Gospel writers and this scripture cannot be viewed in any other way than a lie.
What is your view?
Was Pilate the vacillator of history or the complete bastard
we now know him to be?
Are the Gospels a Roman whitewash?
Why do you think Jesus was killed?
Over to you…